Iranian idiot

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Jessica Was a Girlfriend Of Mine

عيد دوبي رفتن نداره كه
آدم خارج ميره
كه يه كم ايران و ايراني بودن خودشو فراموش كنه!

نه اينكه توي فروشگاهها با تيره اي هم خون مواجه بشه كه
قيمت ها رو توي ماشين حساب 1000 تومني شون در 240 ضرب مي كنن.

اما راستشو بخواي
دردم اصلا اين نيست!

حالا كه
آخرش اين كنسرت چشم خورد
تا كونشون بسوزه دوستايي كه با افتخار بليت 50 هزار تومينشونو
به رخ احمق هاي زبون بسته اي مي كشيدن
كه مدام توي فكر بليط 70 چوقي بودن,
احساس مي كنم يه آدمه... يه آدم بي درد ام!

خلاصه اينكه هم وطن
دوبي توي عيد
حتي به تاكسي سواري با تويوتا كمري اش هم نمي ارزد!

Its no Good to go on a trip to Dubai in the New Year's Holidays
we go to a foreign country
in order to Forget a little about Iran and some of our qualities!

Not to face some kind of consanguine creatures who
Multiply the Prices by 240 with their stupid calculator when they go to Malls.

but to tell you the truth
this not my Pain at all!

Now that
This Concert was cursed
and I smell those friends sizzling Asses who were flaunting their 50$ Tickets
in front of some poor idiots
which were thinking about a 100-bucks-ticket all this time,
I Feel like...
I Feel Like I'm Painless!
yeaaaaah!

Anyway My Fellows And Compatriots
Its Not Worth Going To Dubai In New Year's Holidays
Even for riding in Toyota Camry taxis!