Iranian idiot

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...The World Is Going Round 'n Round 'n Round

چونه مو روي ميز گذاشته بودم و داشتم آروم آروم ليوانم رو هم ميزدم.
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حقيقتش نمي تونم اعتماد كنم!
حتي به گارسوني كه معلوم نيست توي هفتمين ليوان كوكتل سفارشي من
به اندازهء‌ ليوان اول الكل اضافه كرده باشه.
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وقتي گارسون از خواب بيدارم كرد,
از زن جواني كه در ميز روبرويي نشسته بود پرسيدم
مثل اين بود كه دوز نگاه مردانه ام براش زياد بوده
همينكه غذاشو خورده, يه تاكسي گرفته و رفته بود.

I Put My Chin on The table while I was riling my Glass.
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You know What? I Can't Trust!
Even That Waiter Who cant certify that he has poured the same dose of alcohol
to my 7th Glass Of Cocktail Like he did to my first one.
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When the Waiter waked me up
I Asked Him about that young lady that had sit in front of me
It was like the dose of the look of my eyes was too much for her
so as she'd finished her meal, she'd taken a cab and was gone.