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Sunday, June 06, 2010

962 - Just a Lil Patience

It's not hard to decide,
whether you want a girl or not!

But Things get a lil bit complicated
when you ought to choose one from two!
Specially when they are close to each other:
One on your right hand and the other on the left!

Yet, When your options gets to 3 (!!!)
May things should be critical
But Actually things get calm!
In fact, you put the third one beside the other 2
to remind yourself that there are always new options to consider in
which can also get you out of that confusion and give you more confidence!
Then you put all 3 in a same situation
and then lie down on your back
and wait to see which one's gonna get more of your attention
or try more to impress you, for instance:
One touches your arm, hand, etc,
The other show enthusiasm by "caring" and being nice,
and the last one by help of her feminine coquette and trying to be wanted!

You manage to let them play this game for as much as possible
to see how much, does each one of them want you comparing to the other,
which one backs off sooner,
Which girl is hotter and...
Boy This is the phase that you hear me saying:
I could go for 10 options at one time!
Cause The more the number of options,
the Better the choice and of course less deficient!

تصميم گيري سخت نيست وقتي يه دختره هست و
مي خواهي ببيني مي خواهيش يا نه!

اما وضع كمي بحراني ميشه
وقتي بخواي بين دو تا يكي رو انتخاب كني!
خصوصا اينكه هر دو با هم نزديك هم باشند:
يكي در سمت راستت، اون يكي دست چپت!

با اين وجود وقتي تعداد انتخاب ها برسه به 3 تاااا(!!!)
شايد اوضاع حسابي بايد وخيم تر بشه
اما در واقع آروم تر هم ميشه!
در حقيقت تو نفر سوم رو اين وسط قرار ميدي
كه به خودت يادآوري كني
هميشه فرصت هاي بهتري هم هست!
تا از اون سردرگمي بين دو نفر در بياي!
هر 3 تا رو در يك موقعيت كاملا يكسان قرار ميدي
و سپس لم ميدي عقب
منتظر ميشي ببيني كدوم يكي بيشتر نظرتو جلب
يا بيشتر سعي مي كنه تو رو تحت تاثير قرار بده، مثلا:
يكي مدام دست به بازو و اين ور و اون ورت ميكشه
يكي با "اهميت دادن" و نايس بودن ابراز علاقه مي كنه
و آخري با عشوه هاي زنانه خودنمايي و سعي مي كنه خواستني جلوه كنه!

تو اين بازي رو تا جاي ممكن كش اش ميدي
تا اينكه ببيني هر كدومشون به نسبت بقيه چقدر تو رو مي خوان،
كدوم يك سريعتر جا مي زنه،
كدومشون باحال تره،
اين همون مرحله است پسر كه از من مي شنوي
كه من از بدم نميومد اگه مي تونستم تعداد آپشن هامو تا ده تا هم بالا ببرم!
چون تعداد هر چي بالاتر،
انتخاب بهتر و كم نقص تر!د

2 comments:

mahi kocholoo said...

nothing to say!!!!
i lyk the way u'r thining!!!!!

افسانه سیزیف said...

Not really .. You know it is like going to dine on a table with tons of food ... first, it might seem that you can whatever you want but after a while, you just get confused ... U can easily forgot what you actually like ...
you can try everything but then you have a mixture of tastes in your mouth ..

at the end, you are full .. but u did not satisfied ...
I think i am gonna write a post about it in my blog ...

sorry, for not writing to u .. I am going to do that today ..... :)

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