627
This Wasnt

ٌWhere Does this key for turning on a woman's Feelings located? huh?i

اون كليده كه بايد فشار بدي تا خانم ها چراغ احساسات عاشقانه شون روشن شه كجا قرار گرفته؟ هان؟

626
Comfortably Numb

SomeTimes
When We Close Our Eyes
We See such Horizons
That We Forget
THe Goals We HAd IN life
and Things That We wanted To Experience
Even IF its The Experience Of Playing Basket ball in Olympic Games, Peking!

These Horizons Take Us To Places
Showing Us Things
That We Forget Opening Our Eyes again!

Others Have An Unpleasant Feeling
About THis Kind of Closed Eyes!
They Have NAmed It: "Death"
A Word Which Each Poem is Scared Of It...

Aidin Nik khah Bahrami*, Has CLosed his Eyes!
He Closed His Eyes...
He Closed His Eyes...i

* - One Of IRan's Great Basketball Players, Who Died due To a Car Crash at the Age of 26.i


بعضي وقت ها
وقتي چشم هامون رو مي بنديم
افق هايي رو مي بينيم
كه فراموش مي كنيم
هدف هايي كه در زندگي داشتيم
و چيزهايي كه مي خواستيم تجربه كنيم
مثل تجربهء بسكتبال بازي كردن در المپيك پكن!

اين افق ها ما را با خود به جاهايي مي كشند
و چيزهايي را به ما نشان مي دهند
كه چشم باز كردن از يادمان مي رود!

ديگران از اين چشم بستن ها
حس ناخوشايندي در ذهن دارند!
آن ها اسمش را مي گذارند: "مرگ"
كلمه اي كه تمام شعر ها از آن مي ترسند...

آيدين نيك خواه بهرامي، چشمانش را بست!
چشمانش را بست...
چشمانش را بست...

625
Play

I Know, Everytime We Do IT
SHE's Gonna Lose Her Virginity Every single time
And She's gonna Grief afterward.

Behind All THese Griefs
THere is a Need For Another Embrace.

And Embrace, Is a Method!
It's a Prelude For Doing IT,
One More Time...
Again...
And Again...
Doing It One more time
To transform us into Horny Mules
Who are Running In circles of their physical life, totally Naked!

---

And "SHE", in Line 2,
She is any ever living Woman on earth,
Its Like I've Already Slept With Every single one of them...
But I Just can't See Their Face in my mind.

من مي دانم هر بار كه انجامش بديم
او هر بار بكـارتش را از دست خواهد داد
و دچار اندوه خواهد شد.

پشت تمام اين اندوه ها
نيازي وجود دارد براي در آغوش كشيدني ديگر

و در آغوش كشيدن يك روش است،
يك مقدمه است براي انجام دادنش،
يك بار ديگر...
دوباره...
و دوباره...
انجام دادنش يك بار ديگر
تا ما را تبديل به قاطر هايي شهـوتي كند
كه برهنه، در دايرهء زندگي جسماني مان مي چرخيم!

---

و "او"، همان كـس در خط دوم،
او تك تك زن هاي زنده روي زمين است
درست مثل اينست كه من با همه آن ها خوابيده باشم...
فقط نمي توانم صورتشان را در ذهنم ببينم.

624
This Life Is Strange, Maaaaan

It Was the night before last night.
I was thinking about this thing:
At This Pace and With This much Cognac that I've already have
It Takes Too Long For Me To Order My Foot To Push The Break Pedal
So I'd better Choose Between:
THe BMW or The Xantia!
THe BMW or The Xantia?
Hurry Up man, Make Up your mind: THe BMW or The Xantia?

And WHile I was Asking Myself: BMW or Xantia?
I Heard a Big Crash...

Then Last Thing I Remember,
I was Standing by The street, Staring At 2 cars which had just Crashed into each other!
The coolest thing was that One of them was so similar to my car! I mean Even the number was the same!
And That Was Soooo Funny!!i

دو شب پيش بود
داشتم به اين موضوع فكر مي كردم
با اين سرعت و با اين مقدار كنياكي كه من خورده ام
خيلي طول ميكشه تا من به پاهام دستور بدم پدال ترمز رو فشار رو بده
در نتيجه بهتره انتخاب كنم:
بي ام و يا زانتيا
بي ام و يا زانتيا؟
زود باش پسر، بي ام و يا زانتيا؟

همينطور كه داشتم از خودم مي پرسيدم:
بي ام و يا زانتيا؟
صداي بلندي به گوش رسيد...

بعدش
يادم مياد كنار خيابون ايستاده بودم و داشتم به دو تا ماشيني كه تصادف كرده بودن نگاه مي كردم!
پسر يكيش خيلي شبيه ماشين من بود! شماره اش هم!
و اين موضوع خيلي جالب و بامزه بود!

623
eXclusive

The Picture You Are about to see, is a snapshot from a Billboard in "Karaj - Tehran", In The So Called Islamic Republic Country of IRAN!!!
It Seems That The Computer Which was supposed to Show Commercial Pictures, has showed a bunch of Nude pictures from a totally Different folder(!), considered Lurid and illegal, Due to a Funny Mistake!!!
Latest News is: Iran's governmental Police Is Still Running After The Operator Of The Computer barefoot and still cant catch him!!

Use This Link To Download The Video File:
Download (547 KB)i

Or Simply Copy And Paste this Address into your Address bar to get to the download page:
http://cob22.sharebig.com/share.php?id=s12eqlpkrnq9vxdfK

شما هم باور نمي كنيد كه تصوير بالا، تصوير روي يكي از بيلبوردهاي تبليغاتي در شهر كرج است؟؟؟!!!
فايل ويدئويي زير را دانلود كنيد تا باور كنيد!!!

Download (547Kb)i

يا لينك زير را در Address bar اتان كپي كرده و به صفحهء دانلود برويد:
http://cob22.sharebig.com/share.php?id=s12eqlpkrnq9vxdfK

توضيح: گويا به دليل مشكلات خيلي فني (!) كامپيوتري كه عكس هاي تبليغاتي را بر روي بيلبورد پخش مي كرده است به جاي پخش عكس هاي تبليغاتي، به پخش عكس هاي سكسي، عكس هاي مستهجن، عكس هاي غير اخلاقي، عكس هاي بي ناموسي داخل كامپيوتر اپراتور پرداخته است!
در همين زمينه گفته مي شود از ماموران نيروي انتظامي يك امتحان رياضي در حد اول دبستان گرفته اند در غالب يك سوال:
پيدا كنيد مسئول نمايش فيلم را!!!

622
This Calling

It's my right to be God!
You understand?!

I've got a right to be God!
I want to be a God!
God OF Nothing!
God OF Your vanity!
God Of Rock!
GOd Of Nothing...

Just Nothing...i

اينكه من خدا باشم، حق منه!
مي فهمين؟!

من حق دارم خدا باشم!
من مي خوام يك خدا باشم!
خداي هـــيـــچــــي!
خداي پوچي تو!
خداي رااااك!
خداي هيچي...

فقط هيچي...

621
Sleeping Well, No Bad Dreams, No Paranoia, Except One Major Problem

Dammit Girrrrl!
Hug Me Tighter, Instead of Hurting me With Your Claws
May Your Body Would dissolve in mine.i

گندت بزنن دختر!
به جاي چنگ زدن، محكم تر بغلم كن!
بلكه اين تنت توي تن من حل شه، خب...

620
We Were 2 Cigarrettes, Pam, Jim, The Doors And I

- Holy Fuck!
+ Holy Whaaat???
- I donno! Did I Just Say Holy Fuck?
+ Yeah Dude! What The Hell Does That Suppose To mean??
- I donno man! I have Nooo Idea!
+ Come On Idiot! Have some more scotch!
- Yeaaaah Man! Thanxxx!i

To Be inscribed as History...i

619
It's 90-Five Km/h on Da Ro@d, With A BrOwn Hair girl, Lisnin' 2: Pearl Jam - You Are

IT Doesnt Matter What Kind of Car You are Driving
IT Doesnt Matter Where we are heading actually
IT Doesnt Matter Where Home is
IT Doesnt Matter How Far we are from Home
IT Doesnt Matter If we did'nt say Goodbye
IT Doesnt Matter Where we are Gonna Sleep At Night
IT Doesnt Even Matter How Much Money We've got in our Pocket.
Its just
Knowing Who You Are Riding with that MAtters
And What Kind of music are you listening to
And Home Much Beer we've left in the back seat.
You know
Sometimes It's better just to care about these things...i

مهم نيست چه ماشيني مي روني
مهم نيست كه مقصد كجاست
مهم نيست خانه كجاست
مهم نيست چقدر از خانه دور شده ايم
مهم نيست كه خداحافظي نكرديم.
مهم نيست كه شب را كجا مي خوابيم.
حتي مهم نيست كه چقدر توي جيبمان پول داريم.
تنها
مهم اينست كه بداني با چه كسي داري در اين راه حركت مي كني
و چه موزيكي داري گوش مي كني
و چقدر آبجو در صندلي عقب باقي مانده است.
مي داني
بعضي وقت ها بهتر است فقط همين ها اهميت داشته باشد...

618
Wooden Feelings

Me And All Of The Streets, Boulevards, Pedestrians, People, Leaves and Trees,
All in All In 30 Second length Short Clips
in A Mobile
On the Desk
Mute And Unvocal
Staring At My Mind
Asking For a Soundtrack
So They'd get perpetuated
at least in a place as Small As The Drawer of This Wooden Desk...

من و تمام خيابان ها، بلوار ها، پياده رو ها، آدم ها، برگ ها و درخت ها،
همه و همه توي كليپ هاي كوتاه 30 ثانيه اي
توي يك موبايل
بر روي ميز
گنگ و لال
خيره به ذهنيت من
در طلب يك موسيقي متن،
براي جاودانه شدن
در جايي حتي به حقارت كشوي اين ميز چوبي...

617
Anti-Christ Superstar

Christianity, is No Religion To me!
It does Not support listening To Marilyn Manson at all.i

مسيحيت هم واسه من دين نشد!
تحت هيچ شرايطي گوش كردن به مرلين منسون رو ساپورت نمي كنه.

616
Six One Six

That Night I Was having Insomnia Till 6 A.M.
I was rhyming For a Wild Flower, for the video clips she put from Youtube.com
In English:

A Poem Named: Zzzz...

I've got a Will To be
Here But I don't have the ADSL to see
So I go to bathroom to pee,
cause I really have to go to sleee...!!

Then I went To bed

آن شب تا ساعت 6 صبح بي خواب بودم،
براي يك گل وحشي، و در مورد ويدئو كليپ هاي توي وبلاگش شعر مي گفتم
به انگليسي:

A Poem Named: Zzzz...

I've got a Will To be
Here But I don't have the ADSL to see
So I go to bathroom to pee,
cause I really have to go to sleee...!!i

بعدش رفتم خوابيدم!

615
Big Joe and Phantom 309

Isn't There a Strawberry Flavour Ice cream among You all,
For me To Lick?

Then What Are You MAde Of?!i

بين شما ها يه بستني تمشك پيدا نميشه
براي ليس زدن؟

پس شماها از چي ساخته شده اين؟

614
Chuck Taylor Shoes

The Broken Woman Told Me So Seriously:
Marry Someone Younger THan Yourself, You School your own Favorite Wife!

Then I went And Got Lost In streets...

زن دل شكسته هه، خيلي جدي بهم گفت:
با يك نفر كوچكتر از خودت ازدواج كن، زن مورد علاقه ات را بايد خودت تربيت كني.

بعدش من رفتم توي خيابون هاي شهر گم شدم.