Iranian idiot

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This Life Is Strange, Maaaaan

It Was the night before last night.
I was thinking about this thing:
At This Pace and With This much Cognac that I've already have
It Takes Too Long For Me To Order My Foot To Push The Break Pedal
So I'd better Choose Between:
THe BMW or The Xantia!
THe BMW or The Xantia?
Hurry Up man, Make Up your mind: THe BMW or The Xantia?

And WHile I was Asking Myself: BMW or Xantia?
I Heard a Big Crash...

Then Last Thing I Remember,
I was Standing by The street, Staring At 2 cars which had just Crashed into each other!
The coolest thing was that One of them was so similar to my car! I mean Even the number was the same!
And That Was Soooo Funny!!i

دو شب پيش بود
داشتم به اين موضوع فكر مي كردم
با اين سرعت و با اين مقدار كنياكي كه من خورده ام
خيلي طول ميكشه تا من به پاهام دستور بدم پدال ترمز رو فشار رو بده
در نتيجه بهتره انتخاب كنم:
بي ام و يا زانتيا
بي ام و يا زانتيا؟
زود باش پسر، بي ام و يا زانتيا؟

همينطور كه داشتم از خودم مي پرسيدم:
بي ام و يا زانتيا؟
صداي بلندي به گوش رسيد...

بعدش
يادم مياد كنار خيابون ايستاده بودم و داشتم به دو تا ماشيني كه تصادف كرده بودن نگاه مي كردم!
پسر يكيش خيلي شبيه ماشين من بود! شماره اش هم!
و اين موضوع خيلي جالب و بامزه بود!