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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

591
Signs Of Wisdom

English Lesson:

The Word "Coincidence" Means:
One night Before " Fetr* "
A Group Of People Of A Country, win the world planetary Olympiad
Then Some Official people of the country, Would go and seek for moon with their eyes, Ignoring The most accurate Planetary Calculations
Keeping A Large Group of people in Uncertainity
and Some in Quandary

Got that?

* - Muslims fast on a certain month called "Ramadan", since the months are based on lunar actions, the first day of the next month is called "Fetr" which muslims Must Not Fast, thats the importance of such a day.

آموزش زبان انگليسي:

Coincidence
يعني اينكه يك شب قبل از عيد فطر
همزمان يك عده از آدم هاي يك كشور بروند در المپياد نجوم قهرمان جهان شوند
آنوقت يك عدهء آدم رسمي، محاسبات ثانيه اي نجوم را بي ارزش دانسته و بروند با چشم دنبال ماه بگردند.
بعد يك عدهء زيادي سر كار باشند
يك عده اي هم در حيرت!

ياد گرفتيد؟

Sunday, August 19, 2007

557
I Am A Bird

D'you know Why Birds Can't Fly To The Moon?
Cause They Can't Get To Smoke Pot.

Sign.: The Chirruping idiot

ميدوني چرا پرنده ها نمي تونن تا ماه پرواز كنن؟
اونا نمي تونن ماري دود كنن.

امضا: جيك جيك
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