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Danger is Always in ambush:i

- When A Woman Says that she's average looking, it means that she's ugly!
- When A woman claims that she's Beautiful, She's a Pathological Liar!
- When a Woman Says that she's 30-ish, she is 39 Years old!
- If She Claims: Friendship first, then She's definately the Former Slut!
- If She Says She's Romantic, Means that she's Frigid.
- If She Says that she's got athletic body, it means she's got No Boobs!
- If She Claims that She's Fun it means that She's Annoying!
- If She Says that she's a Poet it means she's Depressed and Depressive!
If She Says that she's social and Out going, then it means that she's Noisy, loud and embarrasing!
If She Claims that she's Gentle, it means that she's Dull!
- If She Says that she seeks soul mate, then she's torturous!
- If She Talks and acts Hot then She's Drunk and Alcoholic!
- If She Says that she's Adventurous, then she must have slept with your friends or would like to do so!
- If She's a feminist, She's Fat!
- If She says that she's Voluptuous, then She's Very Fat!
- If She Claims that she's got a free spirit then she's a Junkie!
- if she got the control of her emotions, then she IS on medication!
- If she says that she's New Age and Spiritual, then She's got loads of body hair in Wrong Places!i

P.S. #1: We Would like you to add anything else that you might have known!
P.S. #2: This Article is a Global and Does NOT belong to one specific region or country AT ALL!
P.S. #3: Good Luck Men!i

مواظب باشيد!

خطر همواره در كمين است:

- وقتي يه زن به شما ميگه قيافه اش معموليه، يعني اينكه بي ريخته!
- اگه ميگه خوشكله، در مورد هر چيزي دروغ ميگه!
- اگر ميگه بالاي 30 سال سن داره، يعني 39 سالشه!
- اگه ميگه قبل از هر چيز دوستي براش مهمه، سابقا يه هرزه بوده!
- اگر ميگه رومانتيكه يعني سرد مزاجه!
- اگه ميگه هيكل ورزشكاري داره يعني اينكه ممه نداره!
- اگه ميگه آدم شوخيه يعني سمجه و آزار دهنده است!
- اگه ميگه شاعره، يعني افسرده و افسرده كننده است!
- اگه ميگه اهل بيرون رفتنه و اجتماعيه يعني شلوغ و پر سر و صدا و باعث شرمه!
- اگه ميگه دختر آروميه، يعني يه آدم كسل كننده و بي عرضه است!
- اگه معشوق مي خواد، شما را با ديوانگي هاش شكنجه ميده!
- اگه رفتار و گفتارشHOT به نظر ميرسه، يا مسته يا كلا معتاد به مشروبات الكليه!
- اگه ميگه ماجراجوئه يعني با همهء‌ دوستات ريخته رو هم، يا بدش نمياد بريزه رو هم!
- اگه ميگه فمينيسته يعني چاقه!
- اگه ميگه اهل سـكـسه يعني خيلي چاقه!
- اگه ميگه روحيهء آزاد و رها اي داره، احتمالا معتاده!
- اگه كنترل احساساتش دست خودشه، احتمالا دارو داره مصرف مي كنه!
- اگه اهل فلسفه و عرفان و اين حرفاس، يعني يه جاهايي از بدنش پر از موئه!

پي نوشت 1: اگر مورد ديگري كسي ميدونه اضافه كنه!
پي نوشت 2: اين مقاله جهاني و قابل تعميم به تمام زنان دنياست و مختص به مردم منطقهء خاصي از دنيا نيست!
پي نوشت 3: آقايان موفق باشيد!