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Showing posts with label Idiot's Public Displays Of talent. Show all posts
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Thursday, February 11, 2010

931 - Stylishhh

With no hands and rotatory move of waist
Standing on the edge of a chasm or while playing Guitar
Putting holes in the snow or writing your name on the wall,
From the 8th Floor right in the schoolyard next door,
or from the overpass on the cars below
in the exhaust of one bastards car
or the water tank of his house's air conditioner
and so many other situations..

Everyone can Pee...
While seated!

بدون كمك دست و با حركت چرخشي كمر
ايستاده بر لبهء پرتگاه يا در حال گيتار زدن
ايجاد حفره در برف يا نوشتن اسم روي ديوار،
از طبقهء 8 ام توي حياط مدرسهء بغلي
يا از بالاي پل عابر پياده به روي ماشين ها
توي اگزوز ماشين مردك چاق همسايه
يا مخزن آب كولر خانه اش
و خيلي موارد ديگر...

شاشيدن را همه بلدند...
نشسته انجام دهند!د

Saturday, November 28, 2009

885
Superhuman

Uhhh... Now that I have nothing special to talk about,
Then let me quash the feminism for you!i

By reasoning to the fact that
Whatever that goes on to all these innocent women
in this very mannish world we are in
is because of the biological and mental differences of the women.i

Don't agree?i

Start Drinking this bottle of Whiskey
If you feel you need to a proof!i

I can assure you
that tomorrow morning or even the noon
when you go to bathroom with that hangover
You'll find a downward flash sign on the bottom of your belly
pointing to your very feminine region
which some son of a bitch has written something up above it like this:
Idiot was in here!i

آه... حالا كه حرف خاصي ندارم،
بگذاريد پس فمينيسم را برايتان نقض كنم!

اون هم با استدلال به اين موضوع
كه هرچه در اين دنياي مرد سالار لعنتي
بر سر اين همه زن بي گناه مي رود
تماما ناشي از تفاوت هاي بيولوژيكي و روحي او است.

باور نداريد؟

براي اثبات اين موضوع
شروع كنيد به نوشيدن اين بطري ويسكي!

به شما اطمينان مي دهم
صبح يا شايد ظهر فرداي چنين شبي
وقتي با سردرد به دستشويي مي رويد
در زير شكمتان فلشي رو به نواحي فمينينتان پيدا مي كنيد
كه يك پدرسوخته اي يه چيزي توي اين مايه ها بالاي آن نوشته:
ايديت اين تو بوده!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

616
Six One Six

That Night I Was having Insomnia Till 6 A.M.
I was rhyming For a Wild Flower, for the video clips she put from Youtube.com
In English:

A Poem Named: Zzzz...

I've got a Will To be
Here But I don't have the ADSL to see
So I go to bathroom to pee,
cause I really have to go to sleee...!!

Then I went To bed

آن شب تا ساعت 6 صبح بي خواب بودم،
براي يك گل وحشي، و در مورد ويدئو كليپ هاي توي وبلاگش شعر مي گفتم
به انگليسي:

A Poem Named: Zzzz...

I've got a Will To be
Here But I don't have the ADSL to see
So I go to bathroom to pee,
cause I really have to go to sleee...!!i

بعدش رفتم خوابيدم!
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