966 - Dead Of The Night

The Most impossible choice
Is typically my most possible choice!
That kind of woman whose charm,
Turns typical men into turkey!

Those women whose Contradictory words
Put all those requesting men into changing colours!
Like "Sun Worshipers" *
Who you'd tell they worship sun
But in reality Sun is up there in the sky
and They are just an ugly looking Lizard down on earth!

But by the time the Night comes,
And the Stars shine,
Our sleeping sun, won't be ruling world from the sky
And As long as she's lying down on bed,
Nothing's gonna be impossible!

Darkness, Covers Darkness,
Our ugly shadows won't be visible
and through the groping look of that sleeping beauty,
Prince of darkness' Black horse
would be looking white!
In this blinding Dimness
Even Love at first sight Is conceivable!

* Chameleon - "Sun Worshiper" is the literal translation of "Chameleon" from Farsi.

غير ممكن ترين،
مسلما ممكن ترين انتخاب من است!
آن زني كه فريبندگي اش
مردان تيپيكال زيادي را از پيش شكست خورده مي كند!

همان زناني كه با حرف هاي پارادوكسيكالشان
خيل مردان خواستارشان را به رنگ عوض كردن مي اندازند!
مثل آفتاب پرست!
گويي آفتاب را مي پرستند
اما خورشيد در حقيقت در آسمانست
و آن ها مارمولكي زشت و چندش آور روي زمين!

اما شب كه فرا رسد،
ستاره ها كه بدرخشند،
خورشيد خفته ما، ديگر در آسمان بر دنيا حكمراني نمي كند
و مادامي كه او بر تخت خوابيده است
هيچ چيز غير ممكن نخواهد بود!

تاريكي، تاريكي را مي پوشاند،
خبري از سايه هاي زشتمان نخواهد بود،
و در نگاه كورمال آن زيباي خفته،
اسب سياه پرنس تاريكي شب،
سفيد به نظر خواهد رسيد!
در اين ظلمات كور كننده
حتي عاشق شدن در نگاه اول،
ممكن ترين پيشامد هاست!د

965 - Divided A Man Fell

Are you among those boys
who would like to read more about one man's thoughts?

Are you one of those girls
Who would like to get to know this man more?

You think You know?
You think You can see?
You think You understand?

***

Imagine a boy
all alone in a car, castaway and hated
staring at a gray looking sunset
of an election day.
Full of presentiment and anxiety,
feelings of hate and revenge within,
Trying to make up his mind
to give his decision THE final thought...

Though you don't know
It was only Roger that day,
who talked along confidently in agreement with him:
Goodbye Cruel World
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye! Goodbyeee, Goodbye.

Goodbye All You people
There is nothing you can say
to make me change my mind,
Goodbye!

...And Encouraged him with his decision!

That was when he made his choice
with a bitter smile
and full of feelings of vengeance
with that painful snob in his throat!
Went out there to stand in a line
which there were full of men and women
talking about kicking some midget out with happiness!
Though one could tell that
He was one of them,
or even somebody larger than that
but He actually wrote down the worst and the most irrational choice on the paper
with shaking hands and heart full of hatred...
Though Everything felt painful
but it all seemed rational...

He had nothing to lose afterward,
not even a tad of feeling!

He was dizzy,
He was numb,
A loner, hopeless man with no actual comrade and no right to choose!
Bought a beer and poured some Vodka in it,
to easen things up.
Everything was like a vertigo,
And "Green" was a repetition of a total tommyrot
and in no doubt it was about to happen once more!
He drove down the streets with no proper destination that day
and looked at people who had smiles on their face and hope in their eyes with regret!

By the end of a day in which people were grouped in two major colours:
Green
&
Red

He was the Darkest Blues!
.
.
.
Though the colour of the day after,
Was none of it, at all...

شما از آن دسته پسرهايي هستيد كه
مي خواهيد هرچه بيشتر از افكار يك مرد بخوانيد؟

شما از آن دسته دخترهايي هستيد كه
مي خواهيد بيشتر با اين مرد آشنا شويد؟

فكر مي كنيد مي دانيد؟
مي توانيد ببينيد؟
فكر مي كنيد مي فهميد؟

***

پسري را در عصر يك روز انتخابات
تنها توي ماشين، مطرود و منفور،
خيره به غروبي خاكستري در نظر بگيريد
كه با حالي پر از دلهره و اضطراب،
و دروني پر از حس نفرت و انتقام،
سعي مي كرد ذهنش را آماده كند
تا براي آخرين بار به تصميمش خوب فكر كند...

گرچه شما نمي دانيد كه
در آن روز فقط راجر بود كه با او همراه
و با لحني پر از اطمينان با او هم صدا شد:د

Goodbye Cruel world
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye! Goodbyeee Goodbye.

Goodbye All You people
There is nothing you can say
to make me change my mind,
Goodbye!
و او را به تصميمش ترغيب كرد!

همان موقع بود كه او
با لبخندي تلخ
حسي پر از انتقام جويي
به همراه بغضي عميق تصميمش را گرفت!
در صفي از مرد و زن ايستاد كه در اطراف او
با شادي از بيرون كردن كوتوله اي صحبت مي كردند!
گرچه هر كسي مي توانست بگويد
او يكي از آن ها بود
يا حتي كسي بيشتر از نوع آن ها
اما در واقع او با دست لرزان و قلبي آكنده از نفرت
بدترين و غير قابل باورترين گزينه را روي كاغذ نوشت...
گرچه همه چيز دردناك بود،
اما تماما منطقي مي نمود...

بعد از آن ديگر چيزي براي از دست دادن نداشت،
نه حتي ذره اي احساس!

گيج بود،
كرخت بود،
مردي تنها و نااميد بود بدون هم فكر و حق انتخاب!
آبجويي گرفت و وودكا درونش ريخت
تا اوضاع را كمي آرام تر كند.
همه چيز يك سرگيجه بود،
و سبز تكرار يك خريت محض
و بي شك در شرف اتفاق بود!
تمام غروب آن روز را در خيابان ها بي مقصد رانندگي
و با نا اميدي و تاسف به مردماني كه لبخند بر لبشان و اميد در چشمانشان بود، نگاه كرد!

در انتهاي روزي كه مردم در آن دو رنگ اصلي بودند:
سبز
و
قرمز

او تيره ترين آبي ها بود!
.
.
.
گرچه رنگ فرداي آن روز،
هيچ كدام از اين رنگ ها نبود...د

964 - Fags Exist!

Although There are no Homosexuals in Iran,
Mousavi can be my prince of Persia Anytime!

963 - Freedom Exists!

Law Always has a few dollars of variation!

قانون هميشه در حد چند تومان، نوسان دارد!د

962 - Just a Lil Patience

It's not hard to decide,
whether you want a girl or not!

But Things get a lil bit complicated
when you ought to choose one from two!
Specially when they are close to each other:
One on your right hand and the other on the left!

Yet, When your options gets to 3 (!!!)
May things should be critical
But Actually things get calm!
In fact, you put the third one beside the other 2
to remind yourself that there are always new options to consider in
which can also get you out of that confusion and give you more confidence!
Then you put all 3 in a same situation
and then lie down on your back
and wait to see which one's gonna get more of your attention
or try more to impress you, for instance:
One touches your arm, hand, etc,
The other show enthusiasm by "caring" and being nice,
and the last one by help of her feminine coquette and trying to be wanted!

You manage to let them play this game for as much as possible
to see how much, does each one of them want you comparing to the other,
which one backs off sooner,
Which girl is hotter and...
Boy This is the phase that you hear me saying:
I could go for 10 options at one time!
Cause The more the number of options,
the Better the choice and of course less deficient!

تصميم گيري سخت نيست وقتي يه دختره هست و
مي خواهي ببيني مي خواهيش يا نه!

اما وضع كمي بحراني ميشه
وقتي بخواي بين دو تا يكي رو انتخاب كني!
خصوصا اينكه هر دو با هم نزديك هم باشند:
يكي در سمت راستت، اون يكي دست چپت!

با اين وجود وقتي تعداد انتخاب ها برسه به 3 تاااا(!!!)
شايد اوضاع حسابي بايد وخيم تر بشه
اما در واقع آروم تر هم ميشه!
در حقيقت تو نفر سوم رو اين وسط قرار ميدي
كه به خودت يادآوري كني
هميشه فرصت هاي بهتري هم هست!
تا از اون سردرگمي بين دو نفر در بياي!
هر 3 تا رو در يك موقعيت كاملا يكسان قرار ميدي
و سپس لم ميدي عقب
منتظر ميشي ببيني كدوم يكي بيشتر نظرتو جلب
يا بيشتر سعي مي كنه تو رو تحت تاثير قرار بده، مثلا:
يكي مدام دست به بازو و اين ور و اون ورت ميكشه
يكي با "اهميت دادن" و نايس بودن ابراز علاقه مي كنه
و آخري با عشوه هاي زنانه خودنمايي و سعي مي كنه خواستني جلوه كنه!

تو اين بازي رو تا جاي ممكن كش اش ميدي
تا اينكه ببيني هر كدومشون به نسبت بقيه چقدر تو رو مي خوان،
كدوم يك سريعتر جا مي زنه،
كدومشون باحال تره،
اين همون مرحله است پسر كه از من مي شنوي
كه من از بدم نميومد اگه مي تونستم تعداد آپشن هامو تا ده تا هم بالا ببرم!
چون تعداد هر چي بالاتر،
انتخاب بهتر و كم نقص تر!د