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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
864Eight Hundred Sixty FourYou are not my lost half, Are you? i*** Some Comments deserve to become a note! Comments like this, which cuts a so called perfect notein half and stick another half to it and take it to heaven! iSign.: A puzzle piece who thinks he's perfect. i*** Prove yourself! iشما نيمهء گمشدهء من نيستيد، هستيد؟ *** بعضي كامنت ها ارزش "پست" شدن دارن! كامنت هايي از اين دست، كه يه پست مثلا كامل را نصف كرده نصفهء گمشده اش را بهش مي چسبانند و به عرش مي رسانند! امضا: تيكه پازلي كه فكر مي كند كامل است! *** خودتان را اثبات كنيد! Labels: Confessions on The Blog Floor
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Saturday, September 26, 2009
863
Servitude
I should go find myself some new girls
for the times I'm listening To Oasis - She's Love
بايد بروم براي خودم يه دختر جديدي پيدا كنم
براي وقتايي كه دارم Oasis - She's Love گوش مي كنم.
Labels: Girls Of Our Lives
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
862Screw The Monkey On My BackNow that my high speed internet is temporarily disconnected (the calm before 1 megabyte/sec Storm!) I have faced the fact that opening a blocked web page like Idiotwith Dial-up internet Demands such a mood! iAnd as long as, I only care about just a few certain loyal visitors from Iran: Fuck That! iحالا كه اينترنت ADSL ام قطع شده (آرامش قبل از طوفان 1 مگابايت!) به اين نتيجه رسيده ام كه باز كردن يك وبلاگ فيلتر شده مثل ايديتبا سرعت هاي Dial-Up واقعا حوصلهء زيادي مي طلبد! و از آن جايي كه در مورد ويزيتور هاي داخل ايران صرفا به چند ويزيتور ثابت اهميت مي دهم: به توپ پينگ پنگ ام! Labels: A Matter Of Idiot And Iran, General, Internet
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Friday, September 18, 2009
861
Oxi- Moron!i
Yesterday was so not a bitter day!
Such a So-not-a-bitter day that
One could drink off the last 100 CC of Scotch from the bottle
With a piece of Toblerone
and not wrinkle the brow at all.i
Yesterday was so not a bitter day!i
ديروز اصلا يه روز تلخ نبود!
آنقدر روز تلخي نبود كه
مي تونستي آخرين 100 سي سي بطري اسكاچ رو يه ضرب تا ته
و با يه تيكه تابلرون بخوري
و اصلا خم به ابرو هم نياري.
ديروز اصلا يه روز تلخ نبود!
Labels: 40% Vol, Frustrating Tales Of Alcoholics, weird Tales Of Alcohol
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Monday, September 14, 2009
860All ApologiesInside Every cynical Man There is a disappointed Idealist! The more this man gets realistic The more Disappointed! iTell me, Do you still fall in love? Still Get impressed by a movie? Enjoy hangin' out with your friends? Or Still Believe in Patriotism? iYou must be lucky! Both You, And Those who Use you! iNew Words and Expressions:
Cynical - adj. sarcastic; doubting the sincerity of others, pessimistic
درون هر آدم Cynical* يك ايده آليست مايوس وجود دارد! هرچه اين آدم واقع بين تر مي شود مايوس تر! ببينم، هنوز هم عاشق مي شويد؟ تحت تاثير يك فيلم قرار مي گيريد؟ از بودن با دوستانتان لذت مي بريد؟ به ميهن پرستي اعتقاد داريد؟ بايد خوش شانس باشيد! هم شما، هم كساني كه شما را استعمال مي كنند! *كلمه ها و تركيبات تازه:Cynical - adj. sarcastic; doubting the sincerity of others, pessimistic
Labels: New old philosophies, Patriot Idiot, Social Disgust
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Saturday, September 12, 2009
859
Live and Let Die!i
I believe in the non-equality of Human beings!i
Some people MUST die!i
It's not a matter of skin color!
It's simply: Who took my very own chance of living?i
من به قضيهء نابرابري انسان ها معتقدم!
بعضي از مردم بايد بميرند!
بحث رنگ پوست هم نيست!
مسئله خيلي ساده است: كي فرصت زندگي را از من گرفت؟
Labels: a matter of life and Death, Aint it The Life, illegally thinking
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Thursday, September 03, 2009
858Oasis - I'm Outta timei2nd Day... And... Still there is no good news at all! iI guess that's why it is "The 2nd Day". i*** My Head is not where it should be! iIt's up there in the clouds and when it does not exist on my neck Feet start walking back and forth in the room and corridors: The right side of my rain thinks about west, and the left side, thinks about East. iIt's Tearing apart, I guess I'm gonna lose it one of these days. i*** Still when bottles get empty I put messages in them Throw 'em in the water... iS.O.S iS.O.S iروز دوم... و... اصلا خبرهاي خوبي به گوش نمي رسه! فكر كنم به همين خاطره كه هست "روز دوم." *** سر من سر جاي خودش نيست! اون بالاست توي ابرها و وقتي روي گردن سوار نيست پاها بنا مي كنن براي خودشون طول اتاق و راه رو ها راه رفتن: نيم كرهء راست به غرب فكر مي كنه نيم كرهء چپ به شرق. داره از وسط پاره ميشه، فكر كنم همين روزاس كه از دستش بدم. *** همچنان كه بطري ها خالي مي شوند پيغام ها را توي آن ها مي گذارم مي اندازم به آب... S.O.S iS.O.S i Labels: General, Thought Overflow, weird Tales Of Alcohol
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Wednesday, September 02, 2009
857
Support The Government: Keep the idiots in Iran n' Let 'em Brain drain
استاد شفيعي كدكني كه رفت!
قدر ايديت را بدانيد قبل از اينكه دير شود...
Labels: brain drain, Iranian Society
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