:Recent posts Independece Day 2008, 4th of July MBC Persia Celebrity Syndrome Meeting with Robb Flynn at Desert Rock festival All About Blogging :Read Us Via idiot's Feed   Iranian Idiot را از طريق فيد بخوانيد. خصوصا اگر مشكل فيلترينگ داريد. -------------- :Upcoming Events MetallicA Down Pentagram Hayko Cepkin Live At istanbul, 27 July --------------------- Ur Chan$e Ov Blabberin & Some P®oxy Sites MayBe Monday, December 31, 2007 627 This Wasnt ٌWhere Does this key for turning on a woman's Feelings located? huh?i اون كليده كه بايد فشار بدي تا خانم ها چراغ احساسات عاشقانه شون روشن شه كجا قرار گرفته؟ هان؟ Labels: lady Temptre$$, Naughty idiot, women Written & Translated At 3:53 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, December 29, 2007 626 Comfortably Numb SomeTimes When We Close Our Eyes We See such Horizons That We Forget THe Goals We HAd IN life and Things That We wanted To Experience Even IF its The Experience Of Playing Basket ball in Olympic Games, Peking! These Horizons Take Us To Places Showing Us Things That We Forget Opening Our Eyes again! Others Have An Unpleasant Feeling About THis Kind of Closed Eyes! They Have NAmed It: "Death" A Word Which Each Poem is Scared Of It... Aidin Nik khah Bahrami*, Has CLosed his Eyes! He Closed His Eyes... He Closed His Eyes...i * - One Of IRan's Great Basketball Players, Who Died due To a Car Crash at the Age of 26.i بعضي وقت ها وقتي چشم هامون رو مي بنديم افق هايي رو مي بينيم كه فراموش مي كنيم هدف هايي كه در زندگي داشتيم و چيزهايي كه مي خواستيم تجربه كنيم مثل تجربهء بسكتبال بازي كردن در المپيك پكن! اين افق ها ما را با خود به جاهايي مي كشند و چيزهايي را به ما نشان مي دهند كه چشم باز كردن از يادمان مي رود! ديگران از اين چشم بستن ها حس ناخوشايندي در ذهن دارند! آن ها اسمش را مي گذارند: "مرگ" كلمه اي كه تمام شعر ها از آن مي ترسند... آيدين نيك خواه بهرامي، چشمانش را بست! چشمانش را بست... چشمانش را بست... Labels: 3 Point Shots Miss The SHooter, به ياد آيدين نيك خواه بهرامي Written & Translated At 12:53 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, December 25, 2007 625 Play I Know, Everytime We Do IT SHE's Gonna Lose Her Virginity Every single time And She's gonna Grief afterward. Behind All THese Griefs THere is a Need For Another Embrace. And Embrace, Is a Method! It's a Prelude For Doing IT, One More Time... Again... And Again... Doing It One more time To transform us into Horny Mules Who are Running In circles of their physical life, totally Naked! --- And "SHE", in Line 2, She is any ever living Woman on earth, Its Like I've Already Slept With Every single one of them... But I Just can't See Their Face in my mind. من مي دانم هر بار كه انجامش بديم او هر بار بكـارتش را از دست خواهد داد و دچار اندوه خواهد شد. پشت تمام اين اندوه ها نيازي وجود دارد براي در آغوش كشيدني ديگر و در آغوش كشيدن يك روش است، يك مقدمه است براي انجام دادنش، يك بار ديگر... دوباره... و دوباره... انجام دادنش يك بار ديگر تا ما را تبديل به قاطر هايي شهـوتي كند كه برهنه، در دايرهء زندگي جسماني مان مي چرخيم! --- و "او"، همان كـس در خط دوم، او تك تك زن هاي زنده روي زمين است درست مثل اينست كه من با همه آن ها خوابيده باشم... فقط نمي توانم صورتشان را در ذهنم ببينم. Labels: Just Not writing another Typical Note, New old philosophies Written & Translated At 6:21 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, December 24, 2007 624 This Life Is Strange, Maaaaan It Was the night before last night. I was thinking about this thing: At This Pace and With This much Cognac that I've already have It Takes Too Long For Me To Order My Foot To Push The Break Pedal So I'd better Choose Between: THe BMW or The Xantia! THe BMW or The Xantia? Hurry Up man, Make Up your mind: THe BMW or The Xantia? And WHile I was Asking Myself: BMW or Xantia? I Heard a Big Crash... Then Last Thing I Remember, I was Standing by The street, Staring At 2 cars which had just Crashed into each other! The coolest thing was that One of them was so similar to my car! I mean Even the number was the same! And That Was Soooo Funny!!i دو شب پيش بود داشتم به اين موضوع فكر مي كردم با اين سرعت و با اين مقدار كنياكي كه من خورده ام خيلي طول ميكشه تا من به پاهام دستور بدم پدال ترمز رو فشار رو بده در نتيجه بهتره انتخاب كنم: بي ام و يا زانتيا بي ام و يا زانتيا؟ زود باش پسر، بي ام و يا زانتيا؟ همينطور كه داشتم از خودم مي پرسيدم: بي ام و يا زانتيا؟ صداي بلندي به گوش رسيد... بعدش يادم مياد كنار خيابون ايستاده بودم و داشتم به دو تا ماشيني كه تصادف كرده بودن نگاه مي كردم! پسر يكيش خيلي شبيه ماشين من بود! شماره اش هم! و اين موضوع خيلي جالب و بامزه بود! Labels: 40% Vol, weird Tales Of Alcohol Written & Translated At 11:07 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Friday, December 21, 2007 623 eXclusive The Picture You Are about to see, is a snapshot from a Billboard in "Karaj - Tehran", In The So Called Islamic Republic Country of IRAN!!! It Seems That The Computer Which was supposed to Show Commercial Pictures, has showed a bunch of Nude pictures from a totally Different folder(!), considered Lurid and illegal, Due to a Funny Mistake!!! Latest News is: Iran's governmental Police Is Still Running After The Operator Of The Computer barefoot and still cant catch him!! Use This Link To Download The Video File: Download (547 KB)i Or Simply Copy And Paste this Address into your Address bar to get to the download page: http://cob22.sharebig.com/share.php?id=s12eqlpkrnq9vxdfK شما هم باور نمي كنيد كه تصوير بالا، تصوير روي يكي از بيلبوردهاي تبليغاتي در شهر كرج است؟؟؟!!! فايل ويدئويي زير را دانلود كنيد تا باور كنيد!!! Download (547Kb)i يا لينك زير را در Address bar اتان كپي كرده و به صفحهء دانلود برويد: http://cob22.sharebig.com/share.php?id=s12eqlpkrnq9vxdfK توضيح: گويا به دليل مشكلات خيلي فني (!) كامپيوتري كه عكس هاي تبليغاتي را بر روي بيلبورد پخش مي كرده است به جاي پخش عكس هاي تبليغاتي، به پخش عكس هاي سكسي، عكس هاي مستهجن، عكس هاي غير اخلاقي، عكس هاي بي ناموسي داخل كامپيوتر اپراتور پرداخته است! در همين زمينه گفته مي شود از ماموران نيروي انتظامي يك امتحان رياضي در حد اول دبستان گرفته اند در غالب يك سوال: پيدا كنيد مسئول نمايش فيلم را!!! Labels: فيلم بيلبورد جنجالي آزادگان كرج, نمايش عكس هاي سكسي روي بيلبورد آزادگان كرج Written & Translated At 12:43 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, December 20, 2007 622 This Calling It's my right to be God! You understand?! I've got a right to be God! I want to be a God! God OF Nothing! God OF Your vanity! God Of Rock! GOd Of Nothing... Just Nothing...i اينكه من خدا باشم، حق منه! مي فهمين؟! من حق دارم خدا باشم! من مي خوام يك خدا باشم! خداي هـــيـــچــــي! خداي پوچي تو! خداي رااااك! خداي هيچي... فقط هيچي... Labels: Inspired By M n' M, Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist Written & Translated At 4:49 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, December 18, 2007 621 Sleeping Well, No Bad Dreams, No Paranoia, Except One Major Problem Dammit Girrrrl! Hug Me Tighter, Instead of Hurting me With Your Claws May Your Body Would dissolve in mine.i گندت بزنن دختر! به جاي چنگ زدن، محكم تر بغلم كن! بلكه اين تنت توي تن من حل شه، خب... Labels: Love Affairs Written & Translated At 11:32 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Saturday, December 15, 2007 620 We Were 2 Cigarrettes, Pam, Jim, The Doors And I - Holy Fuck! + Holy Whaaat??? - I donno! Did I Just Say Holy Fuck? + Yeah Dude! What The Hell Does That Suppose To mean?? - I donno man! I have Nooo Idea! + Come On Idiot! Have some more scotch! - Yeaaaah Man! Thanxxx!i To Be inscribed as History...i Labels: Simple Scenes Written & Translated At 11:59 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, December 11, 2007 619 It's 90-Five Km/h on Da Ro@d, With A BrOwn Hair girl, Lisnin' 2: Pearl Jam - You Are IT Doesnt Matter What Kind of Car You are Driving IT Doesnt Matter Where we are heading actually IT Doesnt Matter Where Home is IT Doesnt Matter How Far we are from Home IT Doesnt Matter If we did'nt say Goodbye IT Doesnt Matter Where we are Gonna Sleep At Night IT Doesnt Even Matter How Much Money We've got in our Pocket. Its just Knowing Who You Are Riding with that MAtters And What Kind of music are you listening to And Home Much Beer we've left in the back seat. You know Sometimes It's better just to care about these things...i مهم نيست چه ماشيني مي روني مهم نيست كه مقصد كجاست مهم نيست خانه كجاست مهم نيست چقدر از خانه دور شده ايم مهم نيست كه خداحافظي نكرديم. مهم نيست كه شب را كجا مي خوابيم. حتي مهم نيست كه چقدر توي جيبمان پول داريم. تنها مهم اينست كه بداني با چه كسي داري در اين راه حركت مي كني و چه موزيكي داري گوش مي كني و چقدر آبجو در صندلي عقب باقي مانده است. مي داني بعضي وقت ها بهتر است فقط همين ها اهميت داشته باشد... Labels: Moments In Life, Road To Immortality, Road Trippin' Written & Translated At 3:21 PM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Monday, December 10, 2007 618 Wooden Feelings Me And All Of The Streets, Boulevards, Pedestrians, People, Leaves and Trees, All in All In 30 Second length Short Clips in A Mobile On the Desk Mute And Unvocal Staring At My Mind Asking For a Soundtrack So They'd get perpetuated at least in a place as Small As The Drawer of This Wooden Desk... من و تمام خيابان ها، بلوار ها، پياده رو ها، آدم ها، برگ ها و درخت ها، همه و همه توي كليپ هاي كوتاه 30 ثانيه اي توي يك موبايل بر روي ميز گنگ و لال خيره به ذهنيت من در طلب يك موسيقي متن، براي جاودانه شدن در جايي حتي به حقارت كشوي اين ميز چوبي... Labels: Moments In Life Written & Translated At 1:28 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Thursday, December 06, 2007 617 Anti-Christ Superstar Christianity, is No Religion To me! It does Not support listening To Marilyn Manson at all.i مسيحيت هم واسه من دين نشد! تحت هيچ شرايطي گوش كردن به مرلين منسون رو ساپورت نمي كنه. Labels: Religion, Thoughts Of A Dying Atheist Written & Translated At 2:35 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, December 05, 2007 616 Six One Six That Night I Was having Insomnia Till 6 A.M. I was rhyming For a Wild Flower, for the video clips she put from Youtube.com In English: A Poem Named: Zzzz... I've got a Will To be Here But I don't have the ADSL to see So I go to bathroom to pee, cause I really have to go to sleee...!! Then I went To bed آن شب تا ساعت 6 صبح بي خواب بودم، براي يك گل وحشي، و در مورد ويدئو كليپ هاي توي وبلاگش شعر مي گفتم به انگليسي: A Poem Named: Zzzz... I've got a Will To be Here But I don't have the ADSL to see So I go to bathroom to pee, cause I really have to go to sleee...!!i بعدش رفتم خوابيدم! Labels: Idiot's Public Displays Of talent Written & Translated At 2:39 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Tuesday, December 04, 2007 615 Big Joe and Phantom 309 Isn't There a Strawberry Flavour Ice cream among You all, For me To Lick? Then What Are You MAde Of?!i بين شما ها يه بستني تمشك پيدا نميشه براي ليس زدن؟ پس شماها از چي ساخته شده اين؟ Labels: Sweet Partners Written & Translated At 1:00 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Sunday, December 02, 2007 614 Chuck Taylor Shoes The Broken Woman Told Me So Seriously: Marry Someone Younger THan Yourself, You School your own Favorite Wife! Then I went And Got Lost In streets... زن دل شكسته هه، خيلي جدي بهم گفت: با يك نفر كوچكتر از خودت ازدواج كن، زن مورد علاقه ات را بايد خودت تربيت كني. بعدش من رفتم توي خيابون هاي شهر گم شدم. Labels: Idiot Gets high On Mutual Life Written & Translated At 1:17 AM by Iranian idiot - ------------------------------------------------- Back To Home :IDioT MenU IDiot's HoMe E-DioT E-M@iL AbouT De Author Last.Fm Profile :Post Archive JuLy 2008 Jun 2008 May 2008 Apr 2008 Mar 2008 Feb 2008 Jan 2008 Dec 2007 Nov 2007 Oct 2007 Sep 2007 Aug 2007 July 2007 Jun 2007 May 2007 Apr 2007 Mar 2007 Feb 2007 Jan 2007 Dec 2006 Nov 2006 Oct 2006 Sep 2006 Aug 2006 July 2006 Jun 2006 May 2006 Apr 2006 Mar 2006 Feb 2006 Dec 2005 Previous Idiot Page :Old Archive Jan06 - Feb06 Dec05 - Jan06 Nov05 - Dec05 Oct05 - Nov05 Sep05 - Oct05 Aug05 - Sep05 July05 - Aug05 June05 - Jul05 May05 - Jun05 Apr05 - May05 :Kick Ass Stuff پخش شدن عكس هاي سكسي روي بيلبورد كرج! Access Orkut Here And Here :Links Who links to me? Free Hit Counter --> Web Pages referring to this page Link to this page and get a link back!